So, it’s like, I gotta be honest with yoos - this isn’t REAL beer. Like, it’s not actually got alcohol in it? Which kinda sucks, really, because sometimes I could just fancy me a nice, cool beer after a hard day’s barkin at the post-woman and peein on the washin machine. Ya know?

Anwyays, this has no actual alcohol in it (so I dunno what that white dude thinks he’s lookin all "drunk" for, because he ain’t. Drama queen!) but it DOES taste like BEEF, which is almost as good, because seriusly, how often do you get to drink BEEF? Hardly ever, that’s how often. It’s low in calories and fat, which also sucks, if you ask me, but then, no nobody even DID ask me, so yoos can all just go and buy me some. Thanks.

(Note: I haven’t actually tried this stuff. I just WANT to. I mean, it might taste like cat butt for all I know. I bet I’d still drink it, though, even it did.)