Friday Film: “Attack of the Rubinman”
So, what a lot of yoos Rubin fans probably don’t know is that as well as hunting fat kids and postmen, and just generally bein’ a mad scary WOLF, the Rubinman is also a "moovy star" in his spare time. Yes, it’s true, the Rubinman is famous. I’m big in Japan, apparenty.
Anyway, here’s one of them "moovys" I made just for you, people. It’s like, I really hope it doesn’t scare yoos too much, you know? Kids, ask your parents before you watch this. And don’t have nightmares. (Unless you’re a postman, in which case you SHOULD be scared, and I mean it.)
So many trees… so little time!
Rubin, buddy. What’s wrong with your rear? Do you have a rectal disorder?
Leslie, dude -
Nah, it’s like, that place? Where I sometimes walk Amber and Terry? It’s, like totally covered in twigs, man, and the twigs, they stick ono the hairs on my body, and I have to stop every two seconds to pull them off. This is why, even although I am supposed to be a real hairy WOLF, Amber Terry always cut off my hairs and leave me almost naked.
Orla, man - I have peed on every single of those trees, I’m not kidding. Every. Single. One. I WIN.
Dude - elephants can’t hold as much water as that. Sheesh.
Rubin, you’re ADORABLE!! You little cutie, I mean Big wolf