NEW BLAWG!
So, got me a new blog. Lookit! Same as the old blawg really, only nice and spanky and new. Also: red, like my stupid-ass red coat (which, by the way, don’t even talk to me about that because winter’s a comin’ and so’s the red coat, you know what I’m sayin’?)
Anyway, yeah, shiny new red blawg. Rubinman is back in business, oh yes he is, and I bet y’all are wondering what he’s been doing while he’s been gone? A LOT is the answer to that. Because I am cunning like a fox, though, the main thing I’ve been doing is I’ve been PEEING right under A&T’s noses. Right. Under. Their. Noses. I kid you not.
There they’ll be, sitting staring at the stupid computer boxes. There I’ll be, lurking, waitin’ for the right moment. Then the moment comes, and what I’ll do is, I’ll sneak under Amber’s chair and I’ll do me a pee. They have NO IDEA - no idea AT ALL, right up until one of them sniffs the air and is all, “Wait - what’s that funny smell?” Hee! Total genius, right there, and the best thing about it? It’s too late for them to give me a row! I pee completely free of punishment - peein’ for free, that’s me. God, I crack myself up sometimes I really do.
Oh yeah, and I totally sleep in their bed now, and ain’t nothin’ they can do about it. Hee!
Totally impressed that you can still pee undetected by A & T dude. Lovin the new red blog almost as much as I love you in the spanky red coat. Not every wolf can wear red.
N
Dude, you are SO right - I really wear it well, even although some might say it’s a bit sissy. Only someone truly fierce like me could carry it off. For real.
RUBIN! I am the only person qualified to say you are a 100% complete arsehole. fact you are the king of all arses. In your blog post you forgot to mention:
Getting us(A&T) up at 6:00 this morning.
You negated to mention to your readers that you shat down you leg today.
You also forgot the multiple occurrences of “lets hide under the bed for no reason”
Big T
Don’t make me bite your bum, Terry! Tonight I will totally pee on your clothes again, dude, and don’t think I won’t do it because I’ve done it before and by God I’ll do it again!